delirious mistakes

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via ugly)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via ugly)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo, via ugly)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(Source: flip5600, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via taaaaylur)